My 6th sense strikes

i mean ye khayal kese agaya

hehehehehe

ab ma kya keh sakti

U talk very sense

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only doctors talk sense?

Well dr is referred as parhi likhi bachi

mehwish: uth jao

Attendance tu laga lo mehwish

lolz

thori boht parhi hon

Kafi ziyada lag rahee

wo busy hogi

wo kese Fisherman-

Haan shyed busy ho ge boss kay sath

hi guys

sorry someone was here

Woh aisey Sania` tumhari chat kafi achi hai

hey Fisherman- , i am good

hey Sania`

hi mehwish

mehwish: good to see u

thanks

hey Sania`

Thnx darling mehwish

thanks agar you aisa samajte Fisherman-

welcome

kesi hain mehwish

Blows a flying kiss to mehwish ... catch it mehwish

theek hoon Sania`

😛😛😛🤣🤣

Yum yum mehwish

You are a good catcher

haan cricket khelti hongi

Nhi base ball

Lol Amigo

lakin wahan to baseball hoti ha

;p

Sania`: base and ball

lol

iska aap ko pata hoga Fisherman-

One base and 2 balls 😛😛😛

cricket Sania` ke liye chhor diya shoeb ke liye

i play badminton

Haan mein tu base ball kahilon ga

Lol mehwish i like bed minton too

😛😛🤣🤣

same here

lol

Wah Sania` wah

oops

Lol @ same herr

badminton

Yeh bed minton

😛😛

wo u ki game ha

Nhi woh hum sab ki hei

Sania`: aab mukar na jana

muje to nahi pata

ma ne sirf badminton ka naam suna ha

Sania`: is hence proved to be single

lol

😛😛😛

Seee Sania` u have dicloses a personal info

Aaj to sarey sherlock holmes baney way

Lol Amigo

haan

bravo!

is ko konsa medal milna chahiay?

;p

Aik mehwish air aik Sania` both are ahem ahem

sahi moqe par ghalat baat karna ...har aik ko nahi aata

:)

Is it a taunt or compliment Sania`

🤣🤣🤣

hehehehe

u r sherlock holmes...now solve the mystery

lol

Smiles is affirmative sign

and?

Sania`: aaj tum bht say raaz say pardha uth do ge ahiata ahista

hi HOT-GUY

ji ji...jo aap ka dil karey kahin

hehehehehe

Dil tu pagal hota hai

dil diwana hai

Dil tu bacha hey ji

Adha kacha hai ji

accha hai without sex dil paida ho gaya

or exactly dil wohi baat keh raha jo wo sun na chahta ha

hum dil de chuke sanam

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Sania`: bht ala kia sumandar ko kozay mei band ker dia yeh baat ker kay

mehwish:  ne productive cycle pora bata diya

Oye hoye mehwish who is the lucky guy

Yeh dil yeh pagal dil mera kiun bhuj gia awaraagee

Fisherman-: Kia kur dia mehwish ne

husband

Dil day dia

Gr8 mehwish that the right answer

Thats

Sania`: tum kab day rahee ho

Dil day chukay sanam wala

ungli?

rofl Sania`

Fisherman-: kia day rahi hai? pori baat karo confusion paida mut karo

Lolz

Lol

Ungli

Sania`: Fisherman- ko ungli?

dil cher ke dekho tera hi naam hoga

hey Funny^Bone

define nahi kia ta na

Naughty girl Sania` Sania` i like the sense of humour

.

Applause

ma ne kia humour ki

Ungli was the humour

😛😛😛

wo to aap ne kuch nahi bataya ta na

bas wese hi keh dia

Hello everyone

Hello every sherlock

:p

Kia samachaar hain 😋

hi Funny^Bone

kuch nahi. Kejriwal jeetay ga Funny^Bone

;p

Lol

roleplayss

Ok got it Sania`

Hey fozia

foziaa_rp: lets do it on main.

Sania`:  ru u bi ?

Yes foziaa_rp

here. in front of everyone.

Lets do here

ye kis ne kaha aap ko Fisherman-

Kaha tu nhi per confirm ker raha hoon 😛😛😛🤣🤣

nopes

Lol

;p

lolz

U r really masoom Sania`

haan na

No doubt u r

Sania`:

'ÌˆÌ *Hº E3HE

She is

E95HE

Sania masoom hai ni bus bani hui hai

E95HE ©H E3HE D©¾FÒ 'H1 (HDFÒ ©' E2Á ÁÌ ©†¾ 'H1 ÁÒ

Sania lun ko phunno bolti hai:p

Driller-: aap choop lain sadhee khair

awwww

another goes into ignore

Fisherman hahaha

Sania`: lok

'Ò HÌ 3ÁÌ ÁÒ 'E̯H

Sania`: hola hath rakho yaar 😛😛😛😂😂

lol

mehwish: kidher gaee

wohi keh rahi na...yahan chat karne par meri ignore list ma muslsal izafa ho raha

Sania`: ka dosra nam Girll_Mature

Once ignored always remain in ignored or does it refresh after few days? Lol

busy

Ok tyt mehwish

i dunno

Sania`: keep it n dont del

:)

wese hi ha

Wah wah masoom sana

Sania`:

ab masoom sana bi agayi

Nhi masoom tu sirf aap hein Sania`

:)

:)

acha baki log chale gaye hain lagta

they will now doze off

ya ab bi chat kar rahe

Haan unhon nay soocha aab kia lena dena jab bachi he masoom hei

hehehehe

😃😃🤣🤣😂

ignore to sirf ma ne kiya ha

baki logo se to baat kar sakte wo

only three are active on main.

Sania`, Fisherman-  and mehwish

no one else here

Sania`: ap nay kia samjhain hum nay kai

acha

samaj nahi ayi wese is baat ki Fisherman-

kia*

oh acha

hey Amigo

Matlab agar aap ko bura laga tu humhain bhe

oh acha

thanks Fisherman-

Shukar masoom ko baat samjh aee

hello mehwish

You welcome Sania`

howdy?

good

I have never seen you bad. ;p

lucky you!

some people are so frustrated to forget/ignore any sense of decency

thanks

Sania`: wesay irc per log frustration nikalnay he atay werna yahan kaun si halwa poori mil rahe

mehwish: sweetie nod me as well only nods not knock 😛🤣🤣

iska matlab ye ke khule aam jo karna chahin start kar dain

Yup

True Sania`

Idher kis ko kia pata who is who

Idher sab nay master kia howa hai

thats the main reason of increasing ignore list

anonymity reveals our true self

exactly Amigo

Ejactly

😛😛😛

I, for once,

wouldn't be able to do what I do here with my real ID.

andar se aise or bahir se try to look so decent

I don't know about others.

Sania`: main is different n pm.are different

well for that you can do in pvt

agree

I think I didn't convey my point very well

anyhow..

kar dain na Amigo

Im bad guy in pm Sania`

:)

Oye hoye @ ker dein na

lol

machera

tch tch tch thc

Itnay pyar say bolo ge Sania` tu khuch khuch hona start ho jana

😛😛😛🤣😂😂

Amigo:  :)

jasm|n ka nam le kar cher lena mujhy

well sex is pvt part of one's life and it doesnt mean that she is bad ... sex is not at all bad

Lol Amigo

there is a reason, Sania` , that we keep nicks and not real names when we come here

what is bad...if some one talks and brags openly

exactly

and that is because this anonymity affords us to become what we really want to be.

So Sania` u mean kay pm mein jo dil keray ker lo?

to be free of social, cultural or religious taboos.

no Fisherman-

Most of us can not afford to do that with real IDs.

you need to have partner consent

that was my point.

iss channel ke screenshot ka title hoga "ek anar sau beemar" lol

i agree Amigo

True Sania`

hey Jutt

Anar do hain idher

lol yeah mehwish just announced herself

mehwish: n Sania`

yes

thanks willy_dynamite , Fisherman-

kitane bimar yahan yeh dil mein kis kis ko dooon?

and, wrt your point,

some of us do abuse this anonymity

meri chaal bhi sexy,.........

mehwish: why r u shoo sweet like jalebi

well that sounds strange about anaar

and we show how worse we can be, Sania`

mehwish: sexy mein u get 10 out of 1

10 out of 10

lol

when i was in college, boys were anaar

thanks

Lol

Sania` aur ab?

Hahaha Sania`

girls colleges main yahi hota

it is all about scarcity

Sania`: aab tum anar ho 😛😂

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demand and supply

yea yahi hota

a class fellow of mine told the batch at an evening party that her sis in FJ medical college said that co-education keeps girls in check.

Amigo how

I was too shy to ask how

I am too shy to ask such things in real life.

willy_dynamite:

all my knowledge is gained in dark corners such as this

lp

;p

:)

i like how you narrated that Amigo, "x told y told z told w told me..." lol

this is how gossip travelled

we never went to a medical school.

still  seems a glamorous place to me, though.

haan jab banda lashain dekta uder sari glamour nikal jani

really no idea, Sania`

lashain?

aisa hi hota

yea

what sort of abstract conversation is this?

lighten up guys

heard stories only.

dead bodies for post mortem

Hence proved taht we hve a dr among us

there is a different term for that, isn't it, Sania` ?

lol

Sania` you mean like skeletons in the closet etc.?

nopes

moral demons?

dead people

real dead people

what dead people?

that they cut

recently dead

kya baat horahi hai

to learn about their body structure

yep

thats how they know what to cut and what not to cut when doing a surgery, willy_dynamite

i thought we were talking about sex channels lol

oh

how do u think they'd know how to do that?

cadavers

you're talking about training for surgery

samjha

nahi

surgery is something else

something like that

surgery is different?

it is practiced on living peopple

not dead

but it is training for surgery, right?

on dead people?

yea sort of

not exactly, but sort of.

right.

at least you come to know which thing is where

do they allow males to cut tits and stuff?

maslan dil paon ma nahi ho sakta

nopes

Amigo you mean mutilation

no, willy_dynamite

Sania` lekin aqal takhhno mei hosakti hai lol

body is cut in main

yukh

Sania` have you ever opened up a rib cage?

what the ..

only if her tits have some reason to be checked for

wahan ka mahool kuch or hi hota

I don't think the tits would be in "normal" shape for a dead female

no?

what was wrong with her nick?

Masoomah is also a name for the daughter of the last prophet

same hi hote

you can not take risk, willy_dynamite

ah so too religious

true

you mean prominent and stuff, Sania` /

awwwwwww

Amigo easy ho jao

i hope you could see that by yourself

why aww?

I am just curious.

pir pata chal jana

I told you, I heard stories.

unless if you are real sick

what stories man?

my ex was a doctor. she told me more or less similar stories.

what stories

yahi college related.

acha

normal stuff..

is channel ka naam "morbid sex" kardo

wo jo non-doctors ko curiosity hoti hy, Sania` wo wali baatein

:/

lol

chorain

just talk normal

OKAY.

zinda logo ki baat karain

lol Boobs^Banger

:-)

does he mean tit fuck by Boobs^Banger

just fat there

if you open it

Amigo: what did you switch to normal from??

zinda log to yahi hain, jo hamarey aas pass is waqt hain, Sania`

;p

haan na

I think you were not reading the chat on main

Book-Worm:

i have so many msgs

kuch busy hain

was just looking at those and crossing them

sahih

wese muje samaj nahi aati

haye :(

ji

girls nicks to kafi hain

like lesbo_in_saree? haha

pir muj per hi itni mehrabani kyon

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they can barely write a complete sentence

the female nicks as well.

and the story will be similar for them as well.

yea i can reckon

just that you are annoyed, and they probably aren't

60% people don't even know how to write a complete sentence.

on irc i mean.

40% is a huge overestimation, isn't it mehwish ?

yea true

lol

would you like to revise that estimate?

even u didn't know it's mirc full form lol

andaza ha

well Amigo, some are really good like you, Sania` , Fisherman- , etc

Secret_Mole: mIRC iis a commercial software to access IRC.

yes and they think irc is mirc

m is for mardam. Khaled's last name who made that software

thank you for kind words, mehwish

me too have little idea about irc stuff

:-D

You yourself are very much good person

Note: i did own legal copy of mirc

thanks Amigo

you are welcome, Sania`

I use linux.

hence open source.

and no issue with legalities or cracks.

how many people can use linux command line?

mirc does provide good ui

No idea.

isnt linux like windows?

what is ddos

denial of service attack?

distributed denial of service attack

and botnet

!whatis ddos

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an attack with double ds

lol, i am just C up

i don't want double D

Sania` linux is like windows, you don't have to know alot of command line to use it

j/k

ahan

thanks Amigo

also, knowledge of command line interface or CLI is good.

yw, Sania`

Lets change the channel name to nerdchat 😂

What is going on

every now and then someone comes up who is not happy with the discussion on main

what to do?

You guys are ruining this room :P

how to keep everyone happy?

should we start chatting about dicks and cunts?

Amigo: People come here and get turned on just by coming to this room.

some may be expecting a hot rp going on ...on the main

We can talk about the C cups mentioned by mehwish ... that should keep everyone happy lol

I didn't know that, Book-Worm

sure, batorgator

And after reading the chat on main they would deflate in a second

whats your pov on C cups?

Lolz

lol, that was a bad joke, sorry guys

lol Book-Worm .. "they" hardly contribute to chat.

LoL ! do we have a class on ddos now ?

Who are we testing on ?

YOU. Innocent^Liar

LoL

Amigo it won't work

My pov on c cups is that I am very partial to them ... I would like my face in them all the time

hey Innocent^Liar

Sania`: Yeah but they end up reading how pirate software users are fucking the software companies

and, batorgator ?

ipv6 ko hit karna sab k bas ki baat nahi :/ DALnet pe bhi I guess there's only 2 groups that can hit ipv6

would you like to expand more on that?

I bet that's not the fucking they had in mins

lolz

hey mehwish ! Howdy.

Amigo: Ill leave the rest to your imagination

batorgator: if you want your face in them all the time then you'd better go for D or DD

I was asking for the silent majority who doesn't want anything but chat related to sex on main, batorgator

lemme be silent and watch the discussion for a while

what's up Innocent^Liar

Book-Worm: Im not a fan of extremes

everyone will be quiet now

:)

batorgator: D is hardly extreme

now, now. do we have an elightening discussion between batorgator  and Book-Worm ?

attention, ladies and gentlemen.

I suppose it is a matter of personal taste. I am happy with Bs and Cs.

hi thoramaza_

big boobs means more trouble to back

After all, all u need is a mouthful ;)

Hi mehwish

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how are you thoramaza_ lambi saza

!*! seen maha-**

mehwish: Do you think D is big enough for bad back?

Any one with cute sis n hot msg me

Lol very old nick u still remember woow

batorgator: it all depends on the rest of the body

mehwish: nothing much.. just getting used to all the stuff that happens here lol

B looks good if the rest of the body is small and petite

similarly D will not look abnormal if the rest of the body is also according to it

i just bluffed

and it became true thoramaza_ lambi_saza

Haha

It was very old nick when i start use irc

well big boobs means pain in back

we are humans, not hucows

:D

Who have bigboobs

Kia discussion chalrha hai yeh :)

For a man, I have big boobs thoramaza_

batorgator: Whhaaattt

Ru man or middle gender :p

do you workout batorgator  or you are healthy (Fat) person?

thoramaza_: lolz

And im surprised by the cup size mentioned lolzz

D cup

mehwish: Im not a healthy person lol

mehwish: if he works out he wouldn't call them boobs, he'll call himself having a wide chest :D

are u a drinker, batorgator

thoramaza_: why are you surprised by that

Amigo: yes he's a milk drinker

Lol

lol

Oh how you pigeonhole me, Book-Worm and thoramaza_

Man have chest it can be wide but cant be D Size cups

thoramaza_: he didn't say he has D cups

Book-Worm: wat kinda books do u like to eat?

He said for a man he has big boobs

rather, which books do u live in, Book-Worm ?

Lolzz big boobs man lolzz

Amigo: I live in fictional worlds

as in?

Amigo: fictional worlds created by authors of the books

which kind of books

we are back to square one.

that was the first question I asked

Told you, fiction

there is adult fiction

Books or boobs? Lol

non-adult fiction

sci-fi

romance

history

fiction can be anything

We changed from boobs to books

someone missspelled boob as book

:/

not my fault, thoramaza_

;p

Amigo: Crime fiction, legal fiction, humor, general fiction

Even keyboard doesnt wana discuss manboobs lolzz

Thats a shit change of topic for 1 AM

John Grisham?

batorgator: I was going your way until you mentioned man boobs and then I went Amigo's way

Amigo: Yeah

oops my mistake

you can go his man-boobs way.

:)

Boob boob hota hai, man ho ya woman

okay!

now these are some pearls of wisdom

batorgator: did you have prostate removed?

wasn't it testicles, mehwish ?

Lol wtf mehwish ?

you know, castration etc..

batorgator: hmmm u have a point

Unhand me, fiend !!! Book-Worm

nope, batorgator  only if prostate is removed then man grows boobs

this is a standard procedure for prostate cancer

sorry!

removing prostate isn't removing testicles or penis

gynocomastia

Lol no I just happen to be physically in good shape

OH MY GOD. MY EYES...... My eyeeeesssss

Amigo: help me please

I can't.

I just saw big HAIRY boobs

you wanted to see em.

My nipples poke your eyes out Book-Worm ?

its your fault.

nothing can be unseen .

hehehe sorry

ever!

interesting discussion on men boobs

Amigo: wash my eyes with acid

batorgator: you didn't take any female hormones?

Sania`: can you please give me 0.1% HCL?

cmon mehwish , I think he meant he works out and has pectoral muscles

ok

well you can have concentrated one too Amigo

Thanks bro Amigo

For clearing that up

isn't 0.1% very concentrated?

although it's interesting he refers to them as man boobs

nopes

I am sorry, my chemistry was weak ..

maybe some fantasy of having them sucked by someone

:/ damn.

😝

I cannot even help someone. sorry Book-Worm

you are on your own.

lakin pena wo bi nahi Amigo

:)

really?

haan na

I was about to offer that as a gesture of goodwill to batorgator

lolzzzzzzzz

:D

you are welcome batorgator

Book-Worm: how old are you?

any indian here

batorgator: 43

and yourself?

Why do you talk like a teenager?

Me

Wanna talk heenaa?

batorgator: 🥺🥺🥺

hey insatiable_

Hi mehwish

"how do u know a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving"

hmmmmm

:)

"what is the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? a hooker stops screwing you after you are dead"

Yeah sania`?

lol

only if he moves his hips then we know because shakira says "hips don't lie"

ji aap kuch farma rahe te insatiable_

Amigo: those are decade old jokes

whats wrong with that, Book-Worm ?

??

ok, Book-Worm .

what are the latest lawyer jokes?

Amigo: want to hear the dirtiest joke in the world?

yeah, batorgator ?

I guess it has "dirtiest joke" in it?

;p

How do you know when your sister is on her period?

I don't how do u know?

Your dads Cock tastes of blood

fuck main

man*

that sure was dirtiest of em all.

Yuck!

Lol

where did u get that?

Read it somewhere a long time ago

your memory is quiet sharp

;p

i dunno sometimes how sense of humour turn out to be so ugly

lol

context.

Sania`: context.

whatever

mhmm

I think this is a sign for me to sign out from here for tonight

Take care you guys

have a fun weekend

byee

bye batorgator

Book-Worm:

Cheers boys

take good care of yourself, Book-Worm

lagta khamushi hogayi

yes.

batorgator: is probably busy elsewhere

;p

wese its late too here

yes.

It is.

lakin weekend ha so may be jaag rahe hon

Back with you in a min Amigo ... just cleaning out the pipes

sure, take your time, batorgator

people should have better things to do than to be here on a weekend night

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this the best place they could chose

:)

Amigo: Ive been married 10 years. Whats your excuse for being here on a weekend ?

lol. no risk of STDs

;p

hehehehe

I am an operator here, batorgator

look, there is an @

;p

Amigo:  ki majbori

:)

So you get paid to be here ?

aaho.

aur kuch kar bhi ni sakta ..

;)

yes, batorgator

I am paid in terms of satisfaction that I feel when I talk dirty.

Ooooh a plussy!!!

;p

well we ops are paid at $0.001 per message in this channel, so please keep chatting

i have never seen you talk dirty here Amigo

Does that count as first base mehwish ?

lol, no bases batorgator

You have come here recently. Sania`

I do. thats why I am here.

haan ye bi ha Amigo

you will one day see me talk dirty.

:)

i thought u do that in pvt

but may be you do it here

Oh, THAT, is another matter.

I have no issue on main or in private. though performance anxiety may affect the response duration on main

;p

yea it sure does

there are people with different tastes

It takes time to get used to the rhythm.

the cooing, the buildup

yea sure it does

to become familiar with choices, etc.

you know.

yea

So Ive been wondering ... it makes sense for 90s kids like me who grew up in the dialup days that we know of irc ... how do millennials and teenagers keep showing up here ?

what is dialup days?

Dialup internet.

what is that

Handshake mode

Hush, sweet summer child... do not ask of terrible things.

Whos under 25 here? How did you find out about irc?

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Dial up internet is when you dial a number provided by the ISP to connect to the internet

I am under 25. I found mirc through google

what search terms did u use, wanna_be_Girl

Dial up was when you used your phone like to call a number to access internet, pay by the hour to use it, and it would disconnect if anyone in your house picked up the phone to use it.

hmm

interesting

It took like a full

Minute for a porn pic to load on your screen

Open chatrooms, chatting with strangers etc

Forget about video. That didnt exist.

I found kik as well as Mirc.

well one of my friends told me about irc

back in 2003-2004. It took an hour to download a 6MB vid clip

sorry that was not 2004

i started using it back in 17 i think

2006 I think.

sahih!

now a days kids are born with google android phone

with high speed internet and wifi

are u using a trial version of mirc wanna_be_Girl ?

yes, mehwish

Typical 4-5 min song audio, took 45 min to download. Napster days!!!

I started using it in 1997

ooohhh

wow

senior users!

i came here 5 6 months back

I need an expert chat partner :p who can give me real feelings hahaha

sahih!

I started using I think back in 1995.

you want anal, wanna_be_Girl ?

good so much experience u got

insatiable_: did you use stolen ptcl account/password to use internet for free back in the day?

Hmmmm same here using it from 1999

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But join desisex in like 2001 ;)

I feel honored to be among the giants of time wasting on IRC

@Amigo yeah anal is good 😁😁

isn't that so?

wanna_be_Girl: sorry to ruin your mood, but anal is not my thing, buddy.  ask Fisherman-

;p

Vsnl

BSNL

Amigo:  aisa to na karo

Back then it was vsnl

kaisa?

Have met women from chat those days

itna excite kardia usko or pir Fisherman-  ka keh dia

Haha ofcourse @amigo we cannot do it virtual. I don't think so u have size In KM 😛😁🙊

Videsh Sanchar Nigam Limited

insatiable_: yeah me too. It was a more trusting time back then

Hmmmmm mushkil tha

true, wanna_be_Girl

But got some good friends

True that

Fisherman- ko ziada shoq hy

lol

I still have friends who I have met through chat

Jo ajj tak net freinds hain

;p

Same here

But one thing hasnt changed. Girls excuse when you ask for a pic ... sorry dont have cam ... bitch you got one on your phone that you use 20,000 times a day

muje irc chat pe aik real friend mili ti

acha

Even i think i have 7 to 8 nicks registered here

Lol

haan my class fellow

we made a chat room of our college in a netcafe

Jo abb mai bhool bhi gaya hoon ;)

and the electricity glitch forced us out

lol

ahan

when we reconnected, someone was there and speaking turkish

lol

we thought wtf

ye kahan se aa giya

kyon aisa kese hua

later, that guy, who was sitting in very next cabin

became my close buddy

he was listening to us and using google translate

:/

cabin?

internet cafe

what is internet cafe?

Yes net cafe cabin wala

Lol

hmmmm

i never seen one

internet cafe, Sania` used to be a shop with 10-15 computers connected to a server

acha

Have any one seen tht net cafe viral video clips

they were separated by wooden boards, and called cabins

so we were sitting in one, and he was using the very next

pakistan ma hote hain ye

yes.

Yes sania

ma ne to kahin nahi deke

Pehle wohi hota tha

Internet cafe was where you went when you thought you had a girlfriend online and didnt want to be seen spending too much time online at home talking to her.

Sania if ur in khi ???

I will tell u where u see tht

no i am not

maza ho jayee

kion nahi hot_hinna

anal ya oral?

Any real female couple cuckold for voice chat real dosti

Khi mai abhi bhi ik do jaga hain

never mind.

Net cafe

acha

Yes

where, gullu_

banda ja k picture e lay ley

Muqqa chowk k pass

whats muqqa chowk?

wahan kya hota ta?

where is that

Aga khan hospital hai us k bilkul barabar wali gali pe

Abb pata nahi kya hota hai

Pehle to bahut kuch hota tha

kya

Thnks mehwish

At tht time

Ik ya 2 CDs nikli thi

Net cafe k cabin mai chudai ki

wahan ye hota ta?

Like shayad pindi ya isb k net cafe they woh

that was pindi.

Ya shayad

the owner filmed couples meeting in net cafe cabins

And tht become famous

yeah.

unfortunate.

some girls committed suicide.

oh really

Ya i also heard tht

don't know what happened to men.

nothing is confirmed

But amigo tht was amazing

thats unfortunate

I didn't watch them videos.

by the time I heard about them, they seemed to have disappeared from internet.

Us waqt muth maarne k lye bahut zabardast thi

Lol

Who has seen samara Chaudhary videos?

unfortunate things happen at the most unfortunate times, Sania`

who is samara chaugdhry?

yes

Dont know abt tht

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Actress.

!*! seen maha-*×

Shes very hot if youre into petite girls

!*! seen maha-**

mhmm

rofl

you guys are talking like you went to shop for hot girls in some super store.

yea exactly i was thinking like that mehwish

people are opening up,

I wish there was a store like that

thank god there is no such store

Sania`: i think they are thinking from the bottom brain

lol

mehwish: yes

How would they give free samples in that store mehwish ?

samples bi milte te

wah

the chat may turn in wrong direction.

I have this ugly feeling

rofl

i am glad such stores don't exist, i am worried only about the 30 days return policy.

yeh baatein aisi ho rahi hai ki yeh sab models are just waiting to be picked up.

:D

well mehwish , your POv is different and presumptive.

they were talking about net cafe

could be :)

oh ok

and then suddenly there were girls who were taped

i was responding to batorgator  about samara chaudhry comment

well, none of us enocuraged him

:)

there have been tapes of various actresses.

okay okay sorry! for generalizing

the key takeaway, Mehwish, was that samara is hot af.

we are human, we all want sex, we do stupid things

and radhika apte has been on the record, i think, about complaining that why the porn tapes are named after actresses only

i did see her profile

so its open to discussion

without girls there is no sex, this is man's world

homosexuals may be offended at that statement

;p

so the tapes are named after actresses

and you all may have noticed in porn, they tend to focus only on girls

I have yet to form an opinion on this.

well, Sania` , I will try to be as polite as I can,

why not men to be focused?

but, you see,

girls aren't major buyers of porn

the woman's body has more attraction in it.

only guys

the tits, the cunt, the curves

geometry

man's body is ugly

eyes loves geometry

it has only anus in it that can be penetrated.

There is such a thing as female friendly porn tailored more to womens sensitivities lol

for me men are more attractive

that was on tumblr, batorgator

+1 Sania` mirza

of course, you are the female, you have to love men

unless of course you are a bi

lol

i like muscular strong guys

broad shoulders

mmmmm, firm butt

Hi Mehwish !

we all do

and nice smiley face

lol

batorgator:

Hi Mehwish, do you have a model look too with slender body, great height, hazel eyes

you had it coming

rofl Amigo

Oooh ... !! Mehwish! Harder

mehwish:  jharo uta lo

she doesn't know what a jharo us

is*

lol

haan ye bi ha

Ohh la la!!

ab naya aashiq kahan se agaya

lol

what is it

sorry i feel dumb in urdu

Amigo:  jharo ko kya kehte hain angrezi ma?

Forget their Urdu ... focus here mehwish

broom

broom

mehwish:

oh

lagta mehwish  waqayi jharo lene chali gayi

ye exactly who brrom nahi hoti mehwish

hey Safia```  the Great_RP_Man28

wohi*

dont ruin her fun, Sania`

to kaise hoti

:/

You guys figure out the broom

Ill wait

lower ur pants batorgator

us ma wo danda nahi hota

heheheheheeh

Not taking requests from you amigo. Focus on sania.

and now she would wondering what is danda

lol

the "stick"

hmmmm

i see

hello Safia```

what did u see>

stick bolne ma wo maza nahi jo dande ma ha

aaho,

hi Amigo

stick deny main wo maza nahi jo danda denay main hy

;p

howdy.

hehehehe

whats up, Safia```

And mighty presumptive of you, amigo to assume Im wearing pants

you say

oh! so it is without the stick, not for wiches

witches

yes

I was trying to portray a positive image of you, batorgator

it is our local broom

lol

I am just chatting, random stuff, Safia```

bina danda how can i beat his ass

nice

what are u really upto?

btw you can hit it with either side mehwish

why don't u join us and share your life-long observations with us, Safia```

well without danda it works well

don't disturb them, Sania`

;p

beating your husbands with broom Safia```

:)

let them consent to which ever way they want it to be used

;p

danda kahty hoy mehwish munh main pani to ni aya?

lol

haan sahi kaha Amigo

lol Safia```

:)

I hope your mouth also didn't water, Safia```

;p

yup

:P

you like to swallow?

han

swallow what>

why waste a good thing? protein shake mixed with vitamins

:)

water

lol

protein shake

rofl

so Safia``` you were saying something.

lol

something about swallowing

yup

you like to swallow what, Safia```

what you are going to give to swallow?

fresh milk shake

:)

depends on you, Safia```

:)

so i am getting u

;)

mmm

you like anal too, Safia``` ?

not too much

but would go for it?

you know..

Hi

you know what I mean, Safia``` ?

yes

i know

its not seduction, Sania` . Its simple a request

a humble request.

sure

But I don't like anal, Safia```

main wali seduction aisi hi hoti Amigo

hey Rahul Kanwall

I can donat e some fructose for you to swallow, Safia```

how is your aajtak channel doing?

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Amigo: you tried?

oh, haan, Sania` .. everyone is in a hurry.

;0

:)

bechara batorgator :)

Amigo: sure i will love to swallow

Safia``` I don't want to ruin your fun with boring facts,

accha khaasa broom se maar kha raha tha

:)

:)

Not complaining that the broom is forgotten

I love women who swallow :)

lol mehwish

batorgator, put those pants on.

please.

will you?

slowly sliding inside

Koi desi seraiki gaon ki aurat couple cuckold

yessssssss

abhi to pura giya nahi

kidher se yess kar diya>

holding you from your hips with both hands

tease me

ly to rahi hon na

wao

kahan kho gai ho Safia```

kafi bara hy

size pe comment ni karo, tease karo mujhy

yahin tumary gutno main

Safia```:  woh india mein ad aati thi na lifeboy sabun ki uski tarah Amigo ka sach much kafi bara hai

:)

tumhain moon main lena bhi ni aata?

kahan se parha hy tum ne?

lol

lol

oxford sy

isi liay

ye haal hy

nehwish sy kaho sikha dy

govrnment schools main parha hota to ye haal na hota

agar karachi mein parhi hoti to expert hoti

Pindi*

not Karachi

chalo shabash Safia``` idhar aao,

hmmmm

ji

Amigo:  to boht parha likha ha

mehwish jealous ho rahi hy, is liay she is distracting you

kaam pe twajju do Safia```

aub bus

:)

government schools main parha hy, Sania`

come on Safia``` .

abhi to khara bhi nahi hua tha sahih se

tum ne to KLPD bhi ni kiya

;p

KLDP?

you have to learn alot to reach that level, Safia```

ok

google it

Khala lun phuddi denied ?

lol

almost, batorgator

pe cricket bat

:)

kharey lund pe dhoka

something like bat right

cricket bat?

no.

kharey lun pe danda

wanna_be_Girl: you don't want periods

Someone has a danda fetish Sania`

its when you want to fuck and are ready and the phuddi shies away

lol

fir swara bhaskar ke tarah karna parega

now now

mitti pao.

thank you for your company, Safia```

:)

my pleasure

I didn't mean to insult you at all, it was all part of this shughal

paa li mitti

I would have loved you to complete it, though.

thanks mehwish

;p

aao kushti laren

;p

yes

we all were spectators

:)

live show

Amigo: we want money back ;)

we paid top $$$$$

:D

I hope none of you were marking us

lol

lol

Safia``` 's agent insatiable ran away a while ago with all the money

too bad

me broke

lol

she robbed me of my earnings as well

hahaha

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Safia```:

wese suna ha girls earn many times that of guys in porn

lol Sania` you didn't read that interview of mia khalifa?

yes Amigo

i think this is the only place where girls are relatively better

@mehwish haha nahe. Without periods wali girl ban'naahai. Periods bardasht nahe hon gein mjh say :D

she said that she earned around 20 k $ in porn industry

do u like to ride in anal, Safia``` ?

in how much time? Amigo

no way

4 years, Sania`

oops

why not Safia```

thats too low

Sania`: are you interested

yes

;)

just 20k

lol

that's too low

no way Safia```

let me search the link

i am better here

Ok children. Good night.

its not 20

i think porn is just a way to advertise their whoring skills

its 12,000 $

from each movie?

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and it was 3 months not 4 years

Khalifa shattered any illusions regarding the pay in the adult-film industry on Monday, saying on Twitter she received about $12,000 for about a dozen shoots over three months before she left the industry in early 2015, and never a penny again.

haan na

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no over all

not each movie

I have shared the links

you can read them if you want

hi mInDs_QuEsT

brb

dozen shoots mean 1000 per shoot

yeah

ok

just like not every buisnessman is successful, you know

yea may be she was not that famous

what?

at that time

she was FAMOUS as in FAMOUS

Any9ne up

Hello

i mean us waqt nahi hogi

baad ma hogayi ho

maybe

yes

who knows

yep

lagta sare so gaye

shayed tum pyari nahi rahi Sania

aap kon

yahin se hoon

shayed tum ab dilkash ho gayi ho

pehle pyari thi

i am a cross dresser and married girly bot available for a chat / voice chat....

sab so gaye isliye

ahan

are you girl or guy cutie-smarty

boy

nick to aisa lagta ke kuri ho

lagti tau tum bhi kuch aur ho shayed

maslan?

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touch me not

touch me not lagti ma?

hm

kese laga aap ko ye?

nahi....tum lagti hu...touch me again n again...sonia

:D

haan wo sonia hogi

spelling mistake sai characture change nahi hota sania g

wo kese laga aap ko TamashBeen

Sania kesi ho

i am good

Kia pehna hai tumny

tamashbeen kou lagta nahi..dikhta hay

kapre

kese dikhta

Otar do kia zarurat pehenny ki

another one goes into ignore list

ab sab kay samany dikhao gi sania g

akailay main dikhao na apnay jalway

nahi to

wo to ma nahi dekati

dikhao gi tu lay ga koi

bina dikhayee koi kahan laita hay

ma to dikhati hi nahi

tum kudh batao kabhi tum nay bina dekhay kuch lia

to lene dene ka koi sawal hi nahi

matlab tum simply keh rahi hu kay lights off kur kay laina

yehi na

ma ne aisa kuch nahi kaha

aurtain koi bat seedhi seedha kab karti hain

TamashBeen: peecha chor bhi do ab.

unn ki baton ka matlab baton sai nahi..dictonary sai milta hay

baat to u ne ki ha

ma ne to nahi ki

relax buddy

main pechay ka shoukeen nahi...abhi tuk agay hee hon

usskay

nothing to get serious about, TamashBeen

relax dude.

haan aage hi lage rahin sab ke

oh angrazi maar kay dabaoo main lainay ki koshish

relex dude

wah wah

abhi tu sirf tum hee hou sania g...baqi sai kab milaoo gi

agay waliyon sai

sarkar, urdu , panjabi main lenay ka maza hi kuch aur hy, TamashBeen lekin yahan leny k koshish koi nahi kar raha

:)

aap dabao ma dete hain

nahi ..main daba kay laita hon

aap kya dabate hain

meray pass bahot behtreen hal hy is ka, TamashBeen , if you don't learn to respect other members

chalain aik or bi gaya ignore ma

:)

you sure like silence

I bet your choice of music would be jazz / classical / slow music

sometimes silence is much better

yea i do like that too

!*! seen *sweet_guriaa*

umm nice

but too?

whats the normal choice?

yep

it changes

depends on mood

mood.

!*! seen *married_girll*

who is your go to artist,

irrespective of the mood

like i was listening to war kinda music

or most of the time

just instrumental

hum zinda qom hain type?

no artist

lol

nopes

oh, yanni

yea he is classic

try listening to Yanni - prelude and nostalgia together

nostalgia is one of my fav

man, he is a classic

its about a male's request of courtship to a female and the whole sequence of events

I read that somewhere

well what i was referring to now is war music

ahan

could you give me an example of war music, I am sorry but at this hour of night.. I can not understand the term

well i mean like music played in war movies

orchestras /

many many instruments

you can search for terms like artemisia, what have i become

on utube

yep

like 1492 - conquest of paradise

have you listened to that one?

instrumental in war like movies

nopes

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this one

ahan good one

hello all

:)

artemisia see what i've become

one of my favorites

see on utube

let me search

sign in to confirm age?

what kind of music is this

lol

nahi tii

to

haan

haan

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is ma graphic material ha

this

acha

I see

I will open it later on phone.

like murdering people

hope you don't mind me not listening to it.

rather slaughtering

at the moment.

I can not recall my password. :/

i have no issue

great, then

it is based on 300 movie

i think

ah, so the graphic material

yep

all types of stuff an choices

life!

audiomachine akkadian empire

chk this one

with microphones

it is not age restricted

who are you talking to?

i think he quit

amigo

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okay

you still busy?

no

Koi mjhey larkee banaye ga rp main ?

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hi guys

hey Sania`

you there

hey mehwish

Good morning mehwish

how are you Sania` ?

hey sam_xx

i am good

good morning, it is afternoon here

what action did i miss?

lol

nothing much

Here 4.51 am

sam_xx:  you must be in india

good

Yeah

its 4:22 for Sania`  mirza

:)

and 3:22 PM for me

I love sania mirza

😉

yes mehwish

hey you can't woh shoeb ka 'maal' wife hai

:)

@mehwish.. r u in dubai? Or middle east ?

3:22 PM i wrote, not am

i live in vancouver canada

Aiwaaa miss canadian. It's 3:22 am in Dubai

i said 3:22 PM :)

U r sharp 12 hours ahead of me

yes

behind of you

not ahead

i have some pathan blood in me, hence we love to be behind

:D

Hahaha really. U r still in saturday. Here is sunday 😁

so sam_xx  where in india?

yes saturday

Ahan. It is even cool for me if u have pathan blood. Stay on my back baby :p

hehehe