Awwpwww

I am a disappointment amigo

help him, Amigo

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But then

You dont have to adopt me

I can only help him by offering him more to drink, coolM_USA-

;p

the philosophical switch has been turned on.

Jee please

That would be awesome

This bottle wont last the weekend

lol

:/

Yar

Kia baat hai

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Koi zinda hai ya nahi

?

Wah ray 19 pms Hahahaha

Lol

hi

Smokes

boring room

Thanks

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Any one ??? For main chat

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Hello room

hi btc

Hi

how are you?

hi KactusJack

hi Shiraaz ud din

hi mehwish

how are ya?

good

Main theek hon, tum sunao

sun suna

hathi ka anda la

i mean ati kya khandala :P

Hi mehwish how are you

lol Innocent^Liar

i am fine Shiraaz

how about you?

Hi

Hello

hi gullu_

!*! seen maha-**

hi yasir25 arafat

Hello queen how r u

good yasir25

`010101010101 aur bolo

Hi mehwish

hey sam_xx

Welcome pari--

Kesi ho aap mehwish

theek hoon sam_xx

hello `PlaYeR`

hey mehwish

how are you khiladi #1

hey dramir30

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hey LongBone or thickmuscle?

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`010101010101:  you lost all of your gold, baby_dol sone di just left

Mehwish

Pisces23:  i am at work

Ok mehwish

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Chod-Dia: kis ko?

Dia mirza ko

Lol mehwish correct answer

thanks

Chod-Dia-Mirza

Lol u r genius

thanks sir

hey _lady34

Pleasure is all mine

hi EraLawyer

hi Mota_Lamba_

hi Mota_Lamba_  BigClock

Mehwish ly na Lena mota lamba

mmmmmmmmmmm

mota is better than lamba

Amen mehwish

Mera ly lu mota bhi Hy or lamba bhi

he batorgator

choke me daddy

Choked shriya`

hi Crazy2Lick

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hey house_wife

hiiii

Heyy mehwish

Hey house_wife 😋

hey funny bone

house_wife looks funny, jaise pure ghar ki biwi ho

:)

lol

Lol

house_wife: ru old wali?

nahi

New zero meter house_wife

and not zero meter

Since when house_wife

4 years

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yeh zero meter kya hota hai? Fisherman-  ?

Kli

klingon?

Koi hijab abaya wali larki msg me

sennsationss: please don't bring religious things here

treat this as a last warning, if you don't comply you'll be in AKICK, klined whatever

hey Ashar_42

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do you also sing like usher? Ashar_42 ?

hey Zehreela-Larka

bye tagresaandh

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you are stoned-  to death

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anyone alive?

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most are living dead here, Mehwish.

hey Ashar_42

hey Shokeen-Mard

mehwish: you seems faarigh today 🙈

lol i have not yest started

*yet

Started what lol

You got big hips mehwish? 😋

yes hips don't lie

Those horny nicks lol

Valentines day around

Whoes your valentine mehwish

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Hello World.

sorry got disconnected

my valentine is my husband

Sania`: wah kiya hassen itefaq hai, main be kuch dair phele he aya houn. :p

kese hain `010101010101 and mehwish

theek hoon Sania`

Main tu theek hon per I have got quick question...

wo kya

Are you an insomniac? 🤔

nahi

jaldi so gayi ti

Shukar.

10

Ahan

abi uthi hon

balke 9 30

Aur seeda yahan aa gai

Kuch ziada he jaldi soti ho phir toh

free ti to ider

Thank you mehwish

Ahan ok

thanks mehwish

Chalo acha kia yahan aa kar

:)

Koi nayee tazi?

waise bhi aajkal shoeb cricket chhor ke gulli danda hi khelta hai to Sania` mirza idhar aa gayi

lol

haan ma ne bi tennis chor di ha

khud ka hi gilli aur pata nahi kiska danda

hehehehe

Oye mehwish, woh humara hero hai, os ke baray mein koi ulti baat nahi. :)

mehwish aap zuu maani baatain boht karti hain

zuu manni?

Duu maani*

lol

:D

what is that

Aj muje correction ka moqa mila \o/

Karma

:D

zuu-maani is double meaning

Double meaninh

oh i see

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it is zuu maani

for me maani is one thing

my urdu is limited to rp

Chalo ab meri correction kar lo

not duu maani

Ahan

:)

Hmm per zuu latlab?

Matlab*

Chal bai, shuru meri typos

:/

is bahane urdu to agayi aap ko mehwish

Karma ks bitch :(

thori bahot

only enough to cyber fuck

lol ab itni urdu bi nahi aati

Er zuu matlab!?

Aarzoo hota `010101010101

Hmm?

it seems persian in origin

Na chizk ab tak samajne se kasir hai

Hmm ahan?

or iska matlab muje bi nahi pata i mean zuu ka

Hmmm.. Google karna paray ga :/

zoo ?

kar lain wo aap ko zoo ka bata dega

animal kingdom

;)

Lol

lol

that was easy

Zuu maani baatein na karo phir

:p

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ab mehwish se aap classical urdu sek lia karain `010101010101

hmm

Lol, mehwish ko jo ati hai woh be bhol jani hai agar muje seekhany lagi

:)

Nalaiq shagreed hon main

:/

:)

mehwish sirf apne kaam ki baatain janti hain

Samajdari be esi mein hai

`010101010101:  taught me was laam-se-lulla

that much i know

Ke banda bus apni kaam ki baatein janay

:)

:)

Lol

aap to bekar ki baatain bi jante hain `010101010101

Kia matlab ap ka "bekar ki baatein BE"? Hazoor na chiz ko sirf aur sirf bekar ki baaton be abur hasil hai

:(

Bekar ki malomat aur bekar ki baatein, dono mein khud kafil hai khak saar

:)

wah ye ki na aap ne kaam ki baat

Bus daik lein, app ki subbat rang la rahi hai

:D

lolz

Kash app ki mehfil mein uthna bhetna kuch arsa kabal nasib hota

mehfil is that pan masaala

Knear... Dair aied, durust aied

we get that ad on tv here

wese bi yahan bongiyan hi maari jati hain

:)

Lol jee jee wohi

j/k

H'y3 '~

i know what mehfil means

it is the thing that Funny^Bone does everyday

hmmmmm

Samajdar khatoon bai Sania`

:)

Jo marnay ka mauka mile maar leta mai :)

Hello +'FÌÁ

hi Funny^Bone

Auron ka pata nahi per kam az kam main bongiyan he marta hon

:D

Merhaba Fisherman

Whoops

Funny^Bone

bechari bongiyan muft mein mar jaati hai

Hello everyone

Marhaba

yahan ab ilmi guftgoo karne kon aata ha

Nahi ab aysi be baat nahi

Sania *E konsi guftugo karne aayi 😋

App ati ho na

hehehehe

Hi Amigo

ma konsi ilmi guftgoo karti ider `010101010101

Hello `010101010101

hi Amigo

Hello Sania`

Kam az kam muje urdu sekhati ho, mere liyeh yeh ilmi he hai

Hello Funny^Bone

Hello Amigo

My nick mate 😋

Haha. Funny^Bone

ye Amigo south merican type nick lagta

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American*

:P

american*

Amigo is Spanish for friend

Too late

Lol

Spanish it is

:)

acha

But I ain't American

DHFˆ' desi hay

aap spain se hain Amigo?

In fact I left pindi for the first time a couple of years ago when I lost my job

Apis ki baat hai Amigo Spanish  be nahi

Chao bai, shuru ho gai es ki ram kahani

:(

Ram kahan like

Tissue mangwa lo sarey

mehwish kahan gai tum?

kyon aisa kya ha Amigo

Kam oar janay tissue be

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Meri in tang nakli hay mai hockey ka bara khiladi tha ik din uday bhai ko ghussa aaya etc etc

Hahahah

Lol

Relax majnu relax

Exactly, Funny^Bone

Good one Funny^Bone

Aren't you Uday Bhai?

:)

Control uday

Controll

:)

Bagwan ka diya sab kuch hai

Hahah

Welcome 2 was huge disappointment

:D

bC life Hy. Bollywood movie thori hy

Nahi daiki main nr Welxome2 esiliye

Welcome *

Acha kiya bhae

Abb tak chapan 2 daiki, dil toth gaya

:(

Dekhte tau muth bhi na marte thore din aisa mood kharab hota 🙈

Gangs if Wassepur part 1 aur 2 dono achi thi magar

Gangs of*

Gangs of wassetpur 😍

Chabi kaha hai bc

Hahahaha

Gaaand mai le liye ho 😍😂😂

Class ki movie hai

Saray dialogs top notch GoW

Watched mirzapur?

Negative

Per tareef suni hai kafi

Arey dekho bosss

Hmmm

Ajj he daik laytay hain phir

Pasand na aai toh apki khear nahi phir Funny^Bone

:p

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Arey dekho bc

Guarantee dedi

Anxiously waiting for mirzapur 2 and money heist 4

Bc ye season k chakkrun mai phansa dia humain :/

Hmm.. Chalo phir aj daikon ga

Mirzapur has 8 episodes

Right?

Main ne suna tha GoW Ka part 3 be aye ga

No.

Yes 8 or 9 i think

Story waheen tak Hy `010101010101

Ab kis ki leni hay kah kay

😂

But they can if they want. Who can stop them

Per movie class ki thi

Yeah

Aur saray songs  be

:p

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Arsa e daraz ke baad indian movie daiki aut maza aya GoW Daikne ke baad

Gow had songs ?

Tyup

Yup*

I dont know abt songs either lol

Oh

Lol Funny^Bone

Sunoooo :p

Time hogaya dekhe huay wasseypur

I mean. What the..

Main ne 4 dafa daiki lol

Forward kardiye honge songs

Tum se  na ho paye ga :p

Haha

I remember that chaabi kaha hay scene

Mast scene tha

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Maza na aya tu toh pese wapis

Parody banai hai Gow ki

:p

Sania`: mehwish ke sath pvt mein toh nahi chali gai kahi?

nahi

ma to ider hi hon

haan

Hollywood mai now you see me 😍

hum dono complete naked hai ek hi bistar pe

aajao tum `010101010101

Lol good

Nahi main aysa larka nahi

:p

Sania`: tum b FF¯Ì ho? :p

no

can we use roman urdu please

anyways woh bhi mere dimag mein nahi jaati :(

Yeah, Please :)

Lol okay

Tum log ghalat channel pe ho phir :(

Kuch words urdu ache lagte 😂

muje indian movies ma koi dilchaspi nahi

Kon log?

so was just watching the chat

Sania`: ko tennis mai dilchaspi hogi :p

App nahi Funny^Bone, relax

:)

Wese shoaib bhai ki zindagi ka sab se bara six is sania

:)

World cup b jeet lain lekin biggest achievement sania he rahni

bechara hooka baar kya gaya, gaali de di

:D

me ducks

hey Captain-Jack sparrow

Khamoshi si hogai

Yes these phases come and go

Shaid sab ek dosre ke asray pe baithay hain ke phele koi baat karay tab apna hissa dalein. :)

Main pe chatting is difficult

Amigo tell me a classic Netflix series

Funny^Bone: I use torrents, so I don't remember which one is Netflix and which one isn't

House of cards

Narcos

In past two months i have seen 4 seasons of Sherlock and 3 seasons of money heist

Recently Dark was good

But I must say that with game of thrones the western movie stuff have very subtly introduced incest

Narcos is m trying to watch but abhi tak charh nahi rahi mujhe wo

And they are gradually desensitizing us to incest

Enough..

Kafi hogaya

:)

Kafi nahi

Kashif hua

Mubarak ho :)

Ap maa ban gai

Admins ko 🙈

:)

Lol jee jee admins ki mushtarqa karwai

Lol

Funny^Bone:  tum Kisi aur k sath bhi soi thin?

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Jawab do ab, kahan se aye yeh jumkay, kks ne diye ye jumkay, kia khey raye hain ye jumkay

mehwish: k sath 🙈

Chan kitthan guzari ay raat we

Kashif chala gaya lol

Wah wah kia gana bai

Aaho

Sania` mehwish, ap logo ko kiya bar bar kan se pakar me laon? :/

His son sanwal is also good

Pakar ke*

Hmm ahan

:)

Nahi suna

Better than Ali Sethi I believe

meri movies ma dilchaspi zero ha

we were having good time `010101010101

Heard him in coke studio

Lol movie ke ilawa baat kar lo ap log

Ahan Amigo

Ali sethi is big parchi :/

yahan par yahi baatain chal rahi

mehwish: sorry phir disturb kia ap ko :D

lol

Sania aao private mai baatien kariem 😋

Acha Sania`

nahi ma nahi kar rahi pvt

:)

just here

Sania`: kuch dair bardasht kar lk, 5,10 minute baad naye topic pe baat ho rai ho ghe daik layna

:)

Karoshia k Jo needle Hoti Hy wo left hand mein hi kion pakarty hain?

lol

Hon dasu

Lol

Millat fan ka sawal

Ya fer

Tawan kia hia electra tv bananay walon ne

Saag pakatey huay Kitni maithee daalen k zzayeqa acha aaye

Ya phir

Hmm? :)

Agar insan pehle bander tha tau bander kia thay :/

acha sawalat hain

ab inke jawab bi de dain

dinosaurs

Hein?

:p

Lol

Tau phir dinosaurs kia thay :/

Ab khush Sania`? :p

woh jaake dinosaurs se poocho

:)

lol

mehwish: tum ko super asia ka washing machine nahi de sakte

Cash aur guldastay leti jain

lol, i don't know what is super asia

i have samsang's

Funny^Bone: those who haven't watched Tariq Aziz won't appreciate these jokes

:-)

Chinese lagta hay

Samsanggg

south korean

Lol @ cash aur guldasty.. Nelam ghar

mehwish aap pakistan kuch waqt guzar lain .. sab samaj ma ajayega

hmm

Seen that guy jo khabarnak mai mimicry karta

?

is tariq the buy with big glasses and makes fun of politicians?

Chalo sath chaltay hain, main April mein aa raha hon Pakistan

No Funny^Bone

mein to tumare liye germany aa rahi thi `010101010101

Hmm zeher lagta hai mune khabarnak

Ye saare pardesi hain Sania`

Muje *

Tum mere pe concentrate karo 😋

haan muje idea ha Funny^Bone

You do watch American Gods Funny^Bone

Mujhe bhi zeher lagta

But that guy is super talented

I don't know if it's a Netflix show or not

mehwish: acha kia nahi aa Germany, Kjon6 main wahan nahi rehtab

:)

Wasting himself

Rehta *

No

hmm

Super talented beshq hai, per over acting be bohot karta

Over tau kapil sharma bhi hai but hes something today

Naam suna hai bus os ka..

Show kabi nahi daika

Stage actors ... The difference

that guy was good only with aftab iqbal...

pir uska maza nahi raha

Sania`: woh be over ho jata hai mere khayal se

Don't, `010101010101  waste your time on Kapil sharma

aftab has the ability to get the talent out of guys

Apne app ko bara tees maar khan samajta hai Aftab, aur apne se kam oharay likon ko beta kar bara alim fazil banta hai mere khayal se

Haan shaid yeh qulity hai os mein

Yes

But his father is a good poet

I used to watch khabarnak shuro k 10 mins

Quailty nahi hai inn shows kk

i have seen other guys in other programs, but they were flop without aftab

Behuda kisam ma mazaq

Phir punjabi jokes meri samajh ni aate thay :)

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Lol Funny^Bone

Best comedian was moin akhter

Qoum ko batamizi sekha raye hain mere. Khayal se

So true

Way better than omer shareed

And Umar sharif

Yeh talent hai

Bushra Ansari

Han

i like umar shareef and moin both

tyt Amigo

See y'all. Till next time

Ty Sania`

Bushra ansari is still graceful

50 50 yaad hai kisi ko ptv ka?

Hum bhudde hore ye ni hote bc

Ok Amigo, stay blessed, bye

I have seen on youtube :)

Ahan

Bye Amigo

Studio dhai

Studio ponay teen

50 50 what's that?

Haan best tha woh be

Ty `010101010101 , Funny^Bone

bye

Comedy show tha yaar 80's ka Sania`

Youtube pe searcb karna

acha

Search*

ok i will

Janu german dekha hay?

Hein Jana mein ne tha, quit koi aur kar giya

Lol I recently saw a clip of it

Mind your language << yeh be 80's ki British comedy series thi, kabi moqa milay both daikna ap log

ahan, comedy ha ye `010101010101

Perfect stranger be

Haan

acha

i love comedy shows

Aur, house full be

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Yeh sab 80's 90's ke hain

par ye 3 3 gante ki indian movies boht mushkil hain dekna

Ye `010101010101

Hahaha janu German

This is classic comedy,  which is completely missing these days

Lol Sania main new indian movies ab bilkol nahi daikta

ye bi comedy series ha `010101010101

Sahi kaha Funny^Bone

Konsa Sania`?

janu german?

Janu german character ka naam tha Pakistani drama ka

Drama ke naam yaad nahi aa raha

oh acha

Funny^Bone: help me

Chutti duniya

Hmm kuch aysa he naam tha shaid

I dont know lol

acha

Mene yehi clip dekhi hay

ma ne old ma sirf tanhayayan drama deka

I am 90s kid

it was so good

Tanhaiyan was also classic

waqayi boht acha ta

Tanhaiyan and unkahee

unkahee..ye bi drama ta?

Tanhaiyan be class ka drama tha

Unkahee top notch

Waris kisi ne daika?

Khuwaja and son?

nahi

I dont remember lol

Nam se yaad aarhaa

Khuaja akmal was lead in khuaja and sons

Chuti si duniya, drama. Ke naam yaad aa gaya janu german wala

Yeaj

R.I.P

Yeah

ahan

hi sania

hi Rahullz

He was karachiet

how r u today

i am good

aap kahin

His shop was next to my frnds shop

Main 80's ka kid

Sudden death it was

can i Pm you?

Ahan

Yeah

i chat only on main Rahullz

In quetta i think

No idea yaar

Per acha actor tha

His sons are complete tableeghi now

Ahan

Angan thera daikna kabi

Agar nahi daika

wah itne sare drame

aik dam se

Am I talking too much?

:)

:/

arey nahi

Lol, bachpan ke dramas yaad aa gaye

i am taking notes

:)

:)

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ye sare ma ne dekne

:)

Zaroor :)

Watching mirzapur today?

For sure

the only one i remember is hamsafar

Hmm?

lakin ye comedy nahi ta

Ye kis year ka hai?

or meri zaat zara e benishan

i think 4 5 years old ha

Ahan

both are serious kinda

Main ne early 90's ke baad drama daikne be cbor diya tha :p

Ahan

acha

abi wala to mere pass tum ho

lakin ye bi comedy nahi

Yaar yeh konsa drama hai..bari tareef sun raha hon

I see

ma ne bi half deka

pora nahi

Hm. Ahan

Welcome Funny^Bone

wlcm Funny^Bone

Yahan be desi community mein bara chara raha hai es drama ka

haan kinda tragic u can say

Hmmm

Per pata nahi kion muje aj kal ke actors ki acting mein dam nazar nahi ata.

akhir ma hero mar jata ha

Shaid main old school banda

Hmm ahan

wese ma ne amitab ki old movies bi deki hain

may be us waqt classic ti

:)

muje to ab hansi aati

Haha

Aj kal ki movies se bohooot achi hain yar woh old movies

hmmmmm

i dunno

lakin kuch over acting si lagi muje

indian dramo ki tarah

:/

Lol

although he has a good voice

Rajni uncle ki toh nahi daik li?

lakin kuch ziada hi jazbati ho jata

rajni uncle kon?

haan dilip kumar ki aik deki ti

Rajni Kant

hmmmmm

Kon c?

badshaho wali ti

Mughal e azam

haan wohi

Madubala yaad dela dee

e

he is a class actor

Koi shaq nahi

never seen any actor with such flow of dialogues

Smooth acting hai

haan bilkul

lakin movie ti boht lambi

Dialog delivery pe kamal maharat

Lol

ma ne to skip kar kar ke deki

Mere khayal se 4 hour ki thi takreeban

haan

Lol chalo daiki toh sahi

mera attention span sirf aik hour ha

Nasiru din shah ki Ghalib?

:(

Haha

nahi wo nahi deki

Ahan

Jis din matt mari ho, daik layna

:p

lol

wo kyon

`010101010101: tum boht puranay bhai 😋

Yaha toh daik kar muj dua do ghe ya galiyan

hehehehe

aisa kyon

Guest66195: haan bhai, mune be ab yahi lagnay laga hai lol

Acha drama hai yaar.. Agar ap ko shoq ko

Ok Guest66195

Mera nick kaha gaya :/

Use ghost release command

Ajeeb disconnection thi

Release* command

I was only one online here lol

Net splita ki waja se

:)

With roleplayBull

Split

Net splits ki karistani thi

Wo kia hota

Google is your friend

:)

Lol

Bye

Adios

:)

ye guest kon ta

Funny uncle

oh acha

inko pehli dafa deka ider

Lol, aksar daiko ghe

:)

yahan par usually u mehwish amigo or fisherman ko deka

baki to koi baat nahi karta

Bohot c chizein first time daiko ghe yahan, phir bar bar daiko ghe, phir lagatar daiko ghe, aur phir hoga kuch youn ke daim daik ke oukta jao ghe phir be yahan anay se baaz nahi aao ghe

lolzzzzzzzzz

Baqi shaid apne apne kamon mein masorf hotay hain yaar

Samja karo

;)

:)

Welcome Funny^Bon

Nick release karrwa raha tha

Lol

Lol. Mubarak ho

Dada tumne raat kaali karadi aaj

😋

Shukar kar chadar safaid nahi kar dee bhai mein ne

:p

Lol

Koi shikar na khela aaj

Yahan ki chat ka chaska he aysa hai yaar, ek dafa banda hum khayalon ke sath chat shuru kar de toh rukta nahi

brb

Lol, roz kheltay ho ap shikar aj break lo

Take your time Sania`

Na

Mene kam kia hua yaha aana

Wese apis ki baat hai acha he kia yar

Banday samajdar ho ap :)

Lol

:D

Chalo bye bye

Tum akele hilao

Lol

Lol okay aur ap mere nechay bait jao

:p

Unglian i meant

:p

Lol chalo phir doggy bano

:D

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Khwar, acha laga chat kar ke, poranay dramas yaad delanay ka alag se shukriya

Stay blessed.

Khear*

Lol

Tumhare shouq 😂

Hey NadiaN-Khi

Kia narazgi hay mere se NadiaN-Khi

:D

Funny^Bone: ek moudbana guzarish hai hazoor...

Han

Jo chatter main oe active nahi os ka nick ayse mention na kia kar

Itni gaarhi urdu na bhi bolo tau b chalega 😂

Nad IRC etiquette ke zamray main ati hai ye chiz :)

Bad*

Lol ok

Lol

Bandi pm mai jawab na de

Toh?

Tau publicly pochlia mene 😂

Buri baat :)

Wese mention karne se log jaag bhi jaate

Main pe zaroorat rahti logon ki

Banday ap khud samajdar ho ap ko kia samjna :)

Na na, aysi zaroorat se acha khamosh he raye main :)

bk

Lago ko jagana hai toh simple "Hello" is enough mere khayal se :)

Welcome back Sania`

thanks

Nashta toh itni jaldi nahi kia hoga

:)

lol

nahi abi nahi karna

wo aram se karongi

Okay

Okay `010101010101

Got your point

:)

u ne karliya nashta ya khana `010101010101

You're gentleman Funny^Bone

Khana khaya tha 2 ghantay phele

acha

Lagta hai RP se mukamal kinara kashi Akhtiyar kar lee hai hazoor ne.

:p

:)

it is boring now

Es tarah toh hota hai, es tarah ke kamon mein

Ab ap ko mere dard ke sahi ayesas hova hoga

just a repeatition

:p

:)

haan

yahan kam hi logo ko aati

ziada tar ghisse phittay ideas

Hmm mere khayal se aksar jaldi mein hotay hain rp karte hovay shaid

lolzzzzzzzzz

haan

Lol, toh ap koi naya idea de kar madad kar diya karo na yaar

Taiyar hakwa toh nahi khati kahi ap? :p

wo unko samaj hi nahi aata

Hmm?

they need simple things

bas usko deka or pyar hogaya

or pir sex

bas

thats the whole story

Hmm.. Per na omeed na ho, mittizara namm ho tu yeh dharti baei zarghaiz hai

:p

Haha, yeh toh hota hai aksar

lolz @ shair

Per na omeed na ho, ek se barh ke ek guru be mil jaye ga kabi

may be

yahan ziada tae hi asl type log paye jate

itni zehmat nahi karte ke pora how are you lik lain

h r u

:)

How are you Sania` 😋

Taiz zamana hai yaar

this is the stuff i come across usually

hehehehe Funny^Bone

Haha Funny^Bone and I thought you're gone

Just leaving

Intizam hogaya :)

Chalo hope jo log ap ki chat daik raye hain wih ainda khayal rakaye gaye aur apna paintara badal kr msg karein gaye Sania`

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lol

Lol jis chiz ka intezam Funny^Bone?

Kis chiz*

agay kya karenge

aik sentense se ziada to wo lik nahi sakte

Ainda shaid pora Sentence likha karein gaye..

Abhi khamoshi se app ki chat parh raye hain

:p

sentence pora hota ha..lakin short..or oper se spelling or grammar ka bera gharq kia hua

:)

Ata hai yaad mujko woh guzra hiva zamana... Jab main pkra pkra paragraph likta tha aur ahgay se sirf... "mmmm... Ufffff.. Aaaah" reply ata tha :(

hehehehehehe

Lol phir toh shukar hai main ne ap ke sath tp karne ki haami nahi bhari

:D

pkra mean pora...i think

Lol jee jee wohi

:)

Zalil typos

:(

aisa hi likte honge us waqt bi..pkra pkra paragraph

Hahaha

jabi to aise jawab milte te

Nahhii os waqt mein apne PC aur tab se chat karta tha

:)

acha

abhi cell se?

Haan yaar

acha is masle hote hain

*BHÌ*

You both should try once :p

lolzzzzzzzzzz

Aho

Lol naaahi.

Choor aye hum woh galiyan

I am already in relationship now

pir main par kon hoga ?

Cheating karna buri baat

*angel*

Lol haan yeh be hai

Ap Funny^Bone ke sath try kar lo

lol

ma ne bi wo galyan chor di hain

Aray wah...

Kabhi aur poke karunga :)

Ek he manzil ke rahi dono

:)

Dulhay bhai ko mera sallam dena

:p

ab bore hoti ...

lolzzzzzzzzz

:p

u ja rahe kya `010101010101

Aaday ghantay tak yaar

acha

sona ha ab?

Good morning n evening lovely pplssss

morning salmanisb

Chinta  na karna mere janay ke baad, tum ko akele he es sansar mein khud ko sanbhalna hoga pushpa

Morning salmanisb

hehehehe

How are you all?

Main theek hon

Ap sunao

i am good

aap kese hain salmanisb

Pushpa? Ye dialogue bila ya Champa ko Tum me

Pushpa keh Diya?

ALHAMDOLILLAH all good

Sorry, come again please

Kia nayee tazi salmanisb?

brb

Aream se apna waqt lein

Arram*

Koi nayee tazi nahi Bhayya hoti to yahan a hote, us naye tazi main masroof hote

;)

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Baat mein dam bai apki

:)

Wese pushpa, Jo originally Champa Hain, Jo unhain ne Lena he wo bhi aaram se, wo waqt hi he na?

Haaan jeeee

Acchhaaaa jeeeeee

:D

Wese buddy what do you do?

Kharish :)

Fikar na karo main ap se ye sawal nahi karon ga

:)

salmanisb: main pvt mein  e i

salmanisb: main pvt mein  be itna kamina hon, jitna main pe

:p

Haawwww champa te bass hi Gaye????

Main be Be Right Back. :)

Meri wapsi tak app hovay toh baat hi ghe warna catch you next time

Adios

Take your time

;)

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hi

hi Farah_k

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good day Sania`  

hi Amigo  kesay ho hero

Sania`:  wake up its 12 noon

hi

i am already

hi  & kesi  ho Sania`

goood to see Sania`  active

i am good

you say Fisherman

im doing f9 aur kia chal raha hai aaj khamosh khamosh ho

Shukar hy. Fisherman-

koi ha hi nahi

subah to ma aayi ti

chat bi hui

Amigo:  Sania`  say milain she is a new active member of the team

Hello Sania`

hi Amigo

Ty Fisherman-

oh acha i missed that chat Sania`

Howdy, Sania`

am good Amigo

you say

Good going.

I am as usual. Excellent. ;p

😋

`010101010101 would have appreciated that Fisherman

Koi hal Nahi Fisherman-

Sania`:  i hope aap  freedm of speeach and action per yaqeen rakhti hio

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hahaah really i am simply loving it Sania`  

;p

haan jab tak wo dosro ki freedom ma masla na kare

lol Amigo  i m always excited to see Sania`  chating  she is good

Ahan!

Sania`:  is ka matlab kay hug say dosray ki freedom affect hoti hai

Interesting.

to or kia

Consent is a bird that is foreign to our land Fisherman-

well said Amigo

Amigo:  agreees

Ty, Sania`

Sania`:  aik kaam tum nay bht acha kia kasmay poocho klia

kia

Sania`:  tum nay aonay nick say RP wala words remvoe ker dia  now you look awesome

acha

Oh, is she the same sania?

asal ma pehle aisa hi ta

Really?

lakin then i got a bombardment of hi hru and asl type chat requests

aab Sania`  u look much much bnetter

yea i am that one Amigo

Sania`:  did u register this nick ?

nopes

"ohhh"

tum cell per ho ya lappy per Sania`  ?

;p

lappy

ok Sania`  register ker lo i ll guide u and if u want to get the msg pm from reghistered nicks tu its easy

well koi khas dil nahi karta

or if u want the house to be open  for pm phir bhe thek

aisi hi teek hon

chalo sahee hai and u r using mirc right ?

yea

ok if u wanna fet rid of all pm in one go use /close -m

get rid*

ahan

start ma boht aate

pir itne nahi

just type here in this window  /close -m

;et me pm u and type kerna phir wait

now type /close -m

is se kya hoga

tum kero tui sahe na phir dekhna jadoooo

now type /close -m

lol

😋

bilkul bi pm close nahi karni

Amigo:  bhai kidher ho

ÁE̺ *H ©(¾Ì '*FÒ E4H1Ò FÁ̺ /&ÌÒ E†¾Ì1Ò

hahahaha lol Sania`  woh phir open ho  ge this is basically used to get rid of pms with one shot

lol

E̺ B/1* ©Ì (H'D9,(Ì /Ì©¾ 1Á' ÁHº

lol Amigo  aap kay agay kia laga howa hai 😋

nahi bilkul band nahi karne

acha sahee hai ji Sania`  

😋

thanks anyway Fisherman

mention not Sania`

Amigo ko bi aise mashware de dia karo Fisherman

he may also need it

no way

He has put me in his ignore list

sure Sania`  as u say so aap ki wish per ankhain band ker kay amal ho ga   Sania`

really Fisherman

Amigo:  yaar  is it possible  

Sania`:  nhi  baba nhi kia iggy mein

I know it's impossible.

deka Amigo ye aap ko ignore nahi kar raha

01' *H E8DHE (FFÒ /Ò

:-(

Amigo:  Mission IMpossible

aaj mein nay new  cig shooro kai

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Sania`:  do u smoke

no

ahan acha

mera to dil kharab hota smoke se

oh acha good wesay aaaj kal females are smoking shhesha alot

Mein capstan peeta

aik zamanay mein  pia kerta tha mein bhe

Sania`:  lunch  bana lia kiya  ?

I have become so accustomed to its taste

i dont like that too

nahi

late

lol Sania`  kia pasand kerti ho

abi nahi

lunch skip  kerti ho kiya Sania`  

smoking at least nahi

ma nahi karti

dinner

diet conscious ho Sania`  

yea

brkfst and dinner

bas

E†¾Ì1' ", ('D©D A'1: ÁÒÔ

,'D /Ì©¾ ©1 ~¾ÌF©F'

lol Amigo

;p

:)

Sania`:  u have  got a pretty smile

thanks Fisherman

mention not  Sania`

Amigo:  koi link he day do achi movies kaaay yaar

guys  brb lunch ker loon

Sania`:  amd Amigo  dont go i ll be back soon

tyt

Sorry I was on phone

I don't have any links Fisherman-

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ji i m back

welcome back Farah_k

Wb Fisherman-

That was quick

What did u have for lunch

thanks  Amigo  yeh it was  today it was  vegs  isi lia

Hmm

You are lucky.

Amigo:  how  to watch movies can u guide me  pls??

Allah is very KInd Amigo  

I have had a cup of tea since morning

And had a cup of tea in morning

Amigo:  u are on diet like Sania`

No.

I am anorexic

;p

yar aaj mein bht sad hoon aaj

Fisherman-: you have two options

and what is anoresxic

pls pls

Either get stremio

From strem.io

how ?

Download

Enable community plugins and enjoy streaming

stremio  is ko kerna dkl

dl

Yes.

google keron

Morning guys

Strem.io

Or download popcorntime.

Sania`: 😍

Third, only for phones / tablets is cyberflix

hi all

Hello Funny^Bone

Hello KactusJack

Amigo all males here as usual? XD

I guess. KactusJack

Find a place for yourself.

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here or somewhere else?

By the way, are you allergic to males, KactusJack ?

Suit yourself buddy.

:-)

ok dl pop

Good

Configure it to your liking, Fisherman-

ok let it dl pls

Did u get stremio?

it was beta versoion so i moved to popcorn time

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Hey everyone

It's always in beta

Hello Book-Worm

Hey Amigo

ok let me install that too

Amigo:

Amigo: How are you?

What's the discussion about?

I am fine Book-Worm

It's open to anything, Book-Worm

What do you want to rant about?

;p

Amigo: I am just amazed to see ppl chatting here

normally everyone just comes and sleep

Check the screenshot, Fisherman-

i did now downloading stremio

Please don't die of amazement, Book-Worm

Good.

Amigo: This room is like a hostel for everyone to leave their luggage run around in other rooms and then come here to sleep in their respective bunk beds

:)

hey Fisherman-

Don't forget to enable community add-ons Fisherman-

Lol. Book-Worm

k

hey Book-Worm

Fisherman-: How are you today

fine  i was busy in download sorry for the delay msg

Fisherman-: No problem

Fisherman-: What were you downloading

book worm stremio

amigo

Fisherman-: What's that

open with fb or register email

its a movie site

like Netflix?

i dont hve  idea about netflix

Really? You don't use Netflix?

Use any email, Fisherman-

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