Me poetry sunta hay

Already hum bored hayn Desi-Woman hamain mazeed bore mat karo yar

Desi-Woman:  zakham marham se ziada pyara he

LoL

Kya baat kahi hay

Fan hogaya teri baat ka :D

aapko entertain karna meri responsibility to nahi hai

Bore bhi to na karain na

Social responsibility to nibhayen na

:)

Guest68546: elaborate please

Elaborate wo kya kare..

Samajhne ki baat thi

Mature bande ko samajh lagti usne kya kaha hay ;)

Zakham uski yaad dilata he, marham usay bhulata he

Guest68546: :)

:)

Guest68546: shukriya for explaining it in one line

Zakhmay dil hara rakheay... Usay khud se laga rakheay

!stats `No-Nick`

Desi_Women mujhay yaqeen ho gaya hai tum aurat ho

!stats theweirdo

Main.per sub sharafat se, pvt me baja rakheay

lol

I have no stats

wo kese

Pervertt tumhara kaam nahi ban'na

mera kaam bana howa hai

I have no stats too

!stats

!stats

ignored lol

Theweirdo hum buhut pechay hayn inse

!stats

!help

So I'm thinking

I should bring 2 phones with me

and 2 with another friend

:P

Meine 5 book kernay ki koshish ki per 4 hei huwaye

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Mubarikan

!*! stat

Hard Thumper

lol

!*! stat

Oh teri khair ho

!lol

Try try try again

anni phir gai lol

Guest68546: wo kese?

Purane logs se command dhoondi hy

Good for you `No-Nick`

!*! stat

wtf who is hard thumper?

You are Pervertt

It's what you're stored as

:P

hain

!*! stat

webseen pe ja ke check kerle

might've been your nick

10 weeks 3 days

no

Weirdo apna time wastd dekho

!*! stat

i dont remmember this nick

5 weeks hei hain

-_-

Ab bot ki gand marna shuru krdi sb ne

Bot ko chodo ab

!*! stat

aur kuch mil nahi raha

to bot hei sahi

!*! stat

Lines nahi mention kr raha

Is me edit karwao isko

kitna time zaya kartay ho tum log

Lines bhi missing hy

owner ko memo kerde

:D

Nahi to `010101010101 ko kerde

Han sahi hay

Memo registered nick se hota hay

:D

shahbash

lol

Hahaha

Ham ne nivk hi registered nahi rakhay

Hann idda koi privacy conscious

lol

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Mun to nahi ye chahta per manto chahta he

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oh teri khair

`No-Nick`:

Pehla lumber mera

Tu agay nikal geya

yar ye hard thumper change karo

Nahi Pervertt

!top50lines

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Ab tujhe Sirf hard-thumper se hei pehchana jaye ga

:D

theweirdo ye tu nay kia hai?

Ooooo.kadi aaa mil sanwal yaar way

Hann

Meine hei keeya tha

LoL

isko change kaisay kartay hain?

Ye dekha hay

Mein hei tha

Ye bande k aur nicks nikal hi atay hayn

ukhardh le virtually jo ukharna hai

mera password saari dunya ko pata tha kissi na kissi nay tou kia hai

Lol

I doubt it

LoL

idda koi vhela nahi

Desi-Woman ne deya hoga ye alu tujhay

we can ask her

Tu udher kaam banana cha raha tha

Ye us k chakr me tha

nahi mainay usko koi dm nahi kia

Password usko bhi deya hoga

Poori duniya ko tera password pata tha

Tu khud keh raha hay

theweirdo isko samjhao kaisay pata tha poori dunya ko

Ns identify Hard-Thumper tharak007

lol

saimashah28 tum pakistan aai ho ya nahi?

Mistake hogayi hogi

wtf tharak007

isnay main pe likha tha /ns identify Pervertt hotkhusra99

Slash nai dali aur duniya ko pata chal gaya hoga

shift enter bad geya tha issay

LoL @ theweirdo

dab*

Hahahahah

lol@ theweirdo

Khusra421 password to nahi rakha tha kahi

kiaa isko pooch le

Isko khusray pasand hain

khud keh chuka hai

Wo aik hath tattoton pe

ashiq hai khusroun pe

aik hath lun pe

Paun se type kr raha hoga

roflol

Angotha sahi press nahi kiya hoga

mainay yeh kabhi nahi kaha mujhay khusray pasand hain

oh chal eh :P

jitni tareefain khusroun ki kerta hai na

Chichi ungli se / dalne ki koshish ki hogi

mainay kaha kuch khusray bohat pappu hotay

itni kabhi aurtoun ki ki hoti

Pervert.

to idher na behta hota

lol

acha main jaa raha hoon

Mind mat karin tum kahin lun se typing to nahi kar rahe thy

na karo mera itebar

good night

Lun se / press krte tum farigh hogaye hoge / dali nahi

lol

ruk ja na

oh shit

naraz hogea hai

:(

Mind kr gaya hay

:(

na

Shit happens

irc hai

Who takes it seriously

Hehehehe

Tu ne khusra yaad dilaya usko

Wo chala gaya

lol

Khusra uska hot button hoga

Tu ne pres krdeya

Kafi tharki loge takes it serious when you talk bad about cd

Khusra nahi CD bola kar

Thora decent hojata hay

And its more fashionable :D

Lol

idgaf

Hahahahahahaha

I don't support the LGhDTV+ crowd

never will

Dekha nahi loge khusron k peechay qatal kar dete

Sony only

>.>

Kabhi khusre ko qatal krdete

Dusre se doati pe

Dosti*

eh kuch bhi ho sakta hai

mujhe to bhook lag rahi hai

so I sit here and I can pay for a PTA approval on the DIRBS website

wow

Han

Payment krde

I did actually

My iPhone 13 Pro Max just got approved

Receipt airport pe dekhani pare gi

Wo to I can show the DIRBS result as well

Han

I got a lot of friends calling me asking for the IPhone 15

the phone honestly looks like trash

Chaska hay

Naam hay iphone

ye 13 pro max bhi kisi nae gift keeya tha

Jo rakhte hayn wo tamg ajate

to use iMessages and facetime

I like my Google Pixel 6 pro

bhout behter hai

Softwares ka rapharh buhut hay

I might upgrade to the Pixel 8 Pro though

Iphones me

Android aise hay jese Suzuki company

Har cheez har part sasta

Dubai Mein iPhone na hona is a problem

Available

mehngay se mehnga bhi hai

aur sastay se sasta bhi

Han

Android that is

BlackBerry ka bhi ik time tha

the Pixel 6 pro I have is an excellent phone

Blackberry aur Nokia dono bhout pittay thay

when they lost on android

Yup

Nokia apnay symbian pe atka raha tha

Unhu ne R&I ignore kiya

aur Blackberry ko lagta tha ke wo sari umer rahein gae

Aho

Servers for Blackberry mail shut down next year

that was the last blackberry service

Sab kuch shut horaha

Google bhi pit raha hay is wqt

Nokia waise bhi HMD ko bik gai

Google amd samsung

Both

Unethical.amrketing game play krte hayn

I remember a time jab Nokia N95 aya tha to awam pagal hogai thi camera ke liyae

Forced softwares hayn in me buhut

Wo to you can remove via ADB bridge

Han

Aik 3250

Jitna bhi bloatware hai

Aik.N95

I cleaned out a Xiaomi phone for a friend

Gr8

aur aik dost ko S22 Ultra mein se kachra nikal ke diya tha

no more Bixby

no more galaxy store

no more other garbage

saff suthra phone

but I honestly prefer Google Pixels

much better phones

Samsung aur iPhone se karor darjay behter hian

Chalo bro me offline hone laga

TC

GN

you too

takecare

g'night

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abc

Hello

Hmm

Hi Fisherman  me bi kahao

:)

Hello

Aoo aoo AmorZinhO^

Kaisi tabiyatan?

Fine thanks how are you dear @theweirdo

I'm excellent

:D

@theweirdo: good

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Hello everyone

Hello there married`M

Kaise ho dost?

I'm fit u

Sab kuchal mangal

All good

Hello Hafsa_

Bhaga diya masoom ko

Meine to sirf hello kaha tha

Wohi to galti ki

War gaey

Masoom mard na nikal aaey :p

Waseem bhai ke dost bhi ho skatay

Women pino k jese hoti hai TU drum ki tarha bajata hai

Wo jo masoomana sawalat kertay hain

Meine abhi taak yahan pe kisi aurat ko nahi bajaya

Baja ly ga soon

Lol

Kisko?!

kider?!

Kahan!?

Tujhy malom hai

:P

faryaal: ji hello

Mujhe maloum hai :s

Mein to sada sa admi houn

Haan bilkul sadda

Sulemani

>.>

Pak aye ga?

Hann ana hai

October Mein

4 iPhone bhi le ke anay hain -_-

doston ki demand

@theweirdo: Milo ge?

Tax kon bhar raha hai iPhones ka? :p

5 karlo I phone 🤣

Aby aj Kal apni pocket khuskha hai

Milne Ghar aye ga ya restaurant

Lol

ghar ajaoun ga

Mein hei bhar raha houn

Sahi hai

@theweirdo: ??

IPhone 15 pro max kitnay ka hoga Pakistan mein

takreeban $1500 ka hai

Hello Hafsa_ welcome back to hell

Lol

now who's at fault married`M

Lol

Ja hum nhi bolty

Lol

chali to gai

Isko b join left pasand hai

kisko

AmorZinhO^:

IPhone ke paise bhej do la deita houn

:P

Lol

Ainee4Rp

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Aby scam na kar dijyo

Hann aysa hei karoun ga

Pehly hi hum Apne politions se mar khaye hoye hain

Kia females k face par cum nikalna theek hai

Han apparently it's good for their skin

Hmm

Google kerke dekh le

Thts why smart girls spread it

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theweirdo: dekh lia

Kisko?

Google

Good

details perdh lein

Yes done

Good

Bc jaldi so to us time ankh khul jati

To kisnay kaha hai ke jaldi so

Jaldi hi sota hon

Biwi se kaha ker ke tujhe jaga ke rakha karay

Wo jagti hi hai mostly

Kum soti

To tell her  to keep you awake

Kese

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Pani ki balti dal de teray uper

foran jag jaye ga

Aby to wo Pani saaf kon karay ga

Pehly hi safaii freak hai wo

Lol

good for you

:)

Extreme hona har cheez main bura hai

Mahi-Khi: shahi khaoo gi

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Greetings Ainee4RP

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good morning

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great nice ok

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hi

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rp

ok great nice yes

Hi ritiii

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hi

Hello Rabi-22

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ok great

nice yest

ok

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AoA

How are you folks

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Mature woman for a roleplay?

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hi all

Any clue when does the fun starts ?

there is fun?

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hi

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Hello there Feminine_44

How're you doing?

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-_-

hello

Hello nojawan

kaise ho?

kidhar ghaib tha

sardar i am 4 years older than u

ok

I went out to see a ranch

niceee

11 rooms :/

with livestock or without

yeah couple of horses, peacocks and a few other animals

total area?

let me check

51233 sqft

how much asking?

I didn't bother asking

not my kinda place

bc idher 4 kamray hain

Wo nahi manage hotay

its about 1.2 acre or around 10 kanal

small size

I live in a duplex penthouse :/

yeah the one with sound proof walls

i actually do farming

The rooms are sound proof though

nice

I don't

i have around 400 kanals of fertile agri land

Very nice

Which region?

hafiz abad

very close to M2

nice

grow your own

eat your own

yeah and gives nice profits too

I'm sure

now rice crop everywhere

sarkar kia rate de rahi hai

5000-6000 tou hoga

Chalo good hai

wheat rate was 3900 but we sell around 4300

take home kitna hai

bohat hai

Above 40%

around 1.5 lakh/acre

sfter expensive

expenses*

yeah

chalo phir to acha hai

the yield is a big factor

Hann mein isiliyae pooch raha tha

depends on yield

idher to off grid projects ki pitches roz sunnay ko milti hain

itny abandoned projects hain jisi koi had nai

hmmm

woh world map was abhi tak band hai?

was=wala

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I think so

Mera chakar nahi lagta uss side pe itna

Unless I head to the burj

hmmm

60% of the buildings are empty

logon nae paise laga ke chora huwa hai

I got mine off a Russian oligarch

corona after effects or something to do with the local real estate market?

most of the local real estate market is just a clandestine operation to launder cash

I mean you can go to emmars office with a duffel bag filled with dirhams

and someone will give you a draft for like 5%

so logon nae le ke rakhay huwaye hain

hmmm

to liquidate if they need clean cash

hmmm

Acha tareeka hai

Hello

Good afternoon folks

Whatsup?

How's desi ladies?

which ladies and where?

ok great

we shud ok

So SexySana was Roleplay^Male :p

Lol

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ok great